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Funny Cocktail Napkins | Fun & Witty Paper Beverage Napkins for Adult Birthday Parties | 8 Unique Phrases | 80 Pack in White

Drunk Doll Party Supplies



  • MORE THAN A HYSTERICAL NAPKIN SET - These napkins are more than just tools to wipe the wine off your lips, the cocktail condensation off your furniture, or the prosciutto oils off your fingers. They are part of your perfectly curated celebration! Laugh along with your guests as they discover each of the phrases and get the party started.
  • FANCY DESIGN WITHOUT THE UPPITY FEEL - Create a sense of comfortable luxury with the appropriate humor for balance and get the conversation going. Set the right vibe right off the bat!
  • 40 TOTAL NAPKINS WITH 8 UNIQUE PHRASES - Great for small to medium birthday or retirement celebrations.
  • HIGH-QUALITY NAPKINS YOU'D FIND AT A FANCY BAR - There isn't much to say about the quality. They aren't thin and easily breakable but they will become weaker with water… much like any 3-ply square paper napkin. These disposable napkins don't have added materials which makes them 100% biodegradable.
  • 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE – Not happy with your purchase? Message us directly for a full refund, no questions asked.

Details: Try this hilarious disposable napkin set for 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th birthdays and beyond. Guaranteed to make you smile as you see your guests laugh as they uncover all the different phrases. 100% biodegradable and recyclable to ease your environmentally friendly mind. These are a must-have for all fun adult bday or retirement parties. 40 pack with 8 different phrases: "Senior Moment In Progress" "Please Leave By 9" "Back In My Day" "Get Off My Lawn" "Old and Fragile" "Where's My Pill Box?" "Early Bird Special" "Over The Hill"

Package Dimensions: 5.2 x 5.2 x 2.2 inches